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Computer programming memes that a software engineer will definitely, probably, might find funny.

JAVA vs PHP vs JavaScript MEME

JAVA vs PHP vs JavaScript: Which one is better? Maybe we finally have the final answer from the wisdom of this three dragons meme.

Author programmingmemesPosted on December 8, 2020December 8, 2020Tags java, javascript, phpLeave a comment on JAVA vs PHP vs JavaScript MEME

The modern developer meme

meme; painting of man; the modern developer; he attac bugs; he protec project

The modern developer: he attac bugs; he protec project. read more

Author programmingmemesPosted on September 23, 2020September 26, 2020Leave a comment on The modern developer meme

YAGNI and Feature hunger meme

meme; painting; people at table; when a colleague sees a functionality but YAGNI

When a colleague sees a functionality but YAGNI. read more

Author programmingmemesPosted on September 23, 2020September 26, 2020Leave a comment on YAGNI and Feature hunger meme

YAGNI meeting meme

meme; painting of Meeting; YAGNI; is he making this up? DTSTTCPW you say; but I crave functionality

– YAGNI
– Is he making this up?
– DTSTTCPW you say.
– But I crave functionality! read more

Author programmingmemesPosted on September 23, 2020September 26, 2020Leave a comment on YAGNI meeting meme

Complex programming patterns meme

meme; painting of trojan horse; developers, implementing a complex pattern in their project

Developers, implementing a complex pattern in their project. read more

Author programmingmemesPosted on September 23, 2020October 14, 2020Tags over-engineering, programming patternsLeave a comment on Complex programming patterns meme

TDD meme

meme; painting of woman; If only I used TDD

If only I used Test Driven Development. read more

Author programmingmemesPosted on September 23, 2020October 16, 2020Tags tdd, testingLeave a comment on TDD meme

Do you like spaghetti code meme

meme; painting of people eating; do you like spaghetti? no, I like to keep things decoupled

Do you like spaghetti? No, I like to keep things decoupled. read more

Author programmingmemesPosted on September 23, 2020October 16, 2020Tags low coupling high cohesion, spaghetti codeLeave a comment on Do you like spaghetti code meme

Spaghetti code meme

meme; spaghetti; know your enemy

When you are dealing with spaghetti code, trying to modify or extract a single object is frustratingly hard.  read more

Author programmingmemesPosted on September 23, 2020October 16, 2020Tags low coupling high cohesion, spaghetti codeLeave a comment on Spaghetti code meme

Low coupling, high cohesion: less spaghetti, less regretti meme

meme; painting people at table eating; less spaghetti, less regretti

Low Coupling, High Cohesion is a programming principle that says that your classes should be coupled with other classes as little as possible but the cohesion inside your classes should be as high as possible.  read more

Author programmingmemesPosted on September 23, 2020October 16, 2020Tags low coupling high cohesionLeave a comment on Low coupling, high cohesion: less spaghetti, less regretti meme

Programming State meme

meme; painting man and woman; how is life? stateless

The state of a class is composed from all the properties of that class that are changeable or mutable.  read more

Author programmingmemesPosted on September 23, 2020October 16, 2020Tags stateLeave a comment on Programming State meme

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