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Computer programming memes that a software engineer will definitely, probably, might find funny.

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TDD meme

meme; painting of woman; If only I used TDD

If only I used Test Driven Development. read more

Author programmingmemesPosted on September 23, 2020October 16, 2020Tags tdd, testingLeave a comment on TDD meme

Do you like spaghetti code meme

meme; painting of people eating; do you like spaghetti? no, I like to keep things decoupled

Do you like spaghetti? No, I like to keep things decoupled. read more

Author programmingmemesPosted on September 23, 2020October 16, 2020Tags low coupling high cohesion, spaghetti codeLeave a comment on Do you like spaghetti code meme

Spaghetti code meme

meme; spaghetti; know your enemy

When you are dealing with spaghetti code, trying to modify or extract a single object is frustratingly hard.  read more

Author programmingmemesPosted on September 23, 2020October 16, 2020Tags low coupling high cohesion, spaghetti codeLeave a comment on Spaghetti code meme

Low coupling, high cohesion: less spaghetti, less regretti meme

meme; painting people at table eating; less spaghetti, less regretti

Low Coupling, High Cohesion is a programming principle that says that your classes should be coupled with other classes as little as possible but the cohesion inside your classes should be as high as possible.  read more

Author programmingmemesPosted on September 23, 2020October 16, 2020Tags low coupling high cohesionLeave a comment on Low coupling, high cohesion: less spaghetti, less regretti meme

Programming State meme

meme; painting man and woman; how is life? stateless

The state of a class is composed from all the properties of that class that are changeable or mutable.  read more

Author programmingmemesPosted on September 23, 2020October 16, 2020Tags stateLeave a comment on Programming State meme

When you tell starters that comments are lies meme

meme; Socrates death scene; When you tell starters that comments are lies

Comments are bad. read more

Author programmingmemesPosted on September 23, 2020October 16, 2020Tags commentsLeave a comment on When you tell starters that comments are lies meme

Few parameters and small functions protecting against low cohesion and high coupling meme

programming meme; painting; Few parameters and small functions protecting against low cohesion and high coupling

Arguments also couple your method to the outside.
The more parameters your method has, the more coupled it is. read more

Author programmingmemesPosted on September 23, 2020October 16, 2020Tags low coupling high cohesion, parameters, small functionsLeave a comment on Few parameters and small functions protecting against low cohesion and high coupling meme

Programmer guarding against returning using parameters meme

meme; Painting of a gurd; Programmer guarding against returning using parameters

Parameters are input, not output read more

Author programmingmemesPosted on September 23, 2020October 16, 2020Tags parametersLeave a comment on Programmer guarding against returning using parameters meme

Discussions about parameters during code review meme

meme. Painting, men and women fighting, Original Programmer, His team, code review, Parameters, refactoring

People fighting durign code review. Original Programmer vs His team, Parameters and refactoring. read more

Author programmingmemesPosted on September 23, 2020October 16, 2020Tags code review, parametersLeave a comment on Discussions about parameters during code review meme

Variable Names meme

meme; dog, good variable name, wow, such intent, much information, very expressing,

Good variable name, wow, such intent, much information, very expressing. read more

Author programmingmemesPosted on September 23, 2020October 16, 2020Tags variable namesLeave a comment on Variable Names meme

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